I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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