Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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