So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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