found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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