Is it normal to miss your booty call?
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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