The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
