There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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