I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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