okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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