So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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