fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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