Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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