Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Less talking, more tequila
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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