hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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