Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
My butt remains clenched, sir.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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