Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You did what with his pubic hair?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Randomize
