your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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