is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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