so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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