She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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