her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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