so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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