Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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