Banned from zoo.
Again?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
