He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
