To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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