The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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