so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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