walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Fuck appropriateness.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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