I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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