Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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