All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
two words...techno handjob
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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