I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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