Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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