i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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