just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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