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(973): View more from New Jersey

this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg

(1-973): View more from New Jersey

gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?

(973): View more from New Jersey

yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars

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(512): View more from Texas

after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.

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(518): View more from New York

Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.

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