That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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