he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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