He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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