She is in my trunk
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
