I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I just found a bag of teeth...
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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