so explain again why im purple
no
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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