therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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