Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
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