If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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