Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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