I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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