you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
my poor anus
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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