i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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