love makes seman taste better
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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