I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Just high enough for therapy.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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