Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You dont lie about slip and slides
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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