But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
50% drunk capacity currently
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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