Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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